You know what? I couldn't care less if you read any of my work or not. How do you like those apples? But while I'm on the subject, I think you should. For various reasons I don't want to get into right now. But a few of them make good sense and one of the others might make you smile because, you know, I have such an effervescent personalty.
I was born and raised in the same place where Dick's Sporting Goods and IBM got their roots. Look it up if it's worth your time.
I am a Capricorn, my favorite comfort food is pizza, and yes, I do claim to have seen a UFO and Bigfoot.